Sisterhood of the Useless Degrees

Archive for February 2008

The Tool Shed: Patrick Dempsey

Posted by: Melissa on: February 29, 2008

FeministDonut: Patrick, how do we hate thee? Let us count the ways… slb: Is this the magazine issue we used to prop up on our couch and talk to, while watching him on Grey’s Anatomy: or was it another magazine? Remember? We kept it for over a year. Right up until we started hating him. [...]

What a Bitch: Mr. Oscar

Posted by: Melissa on: February 26, 2008

  If you made it through the snorefest that was this years Oscar ceremony, you might have noticed that The Academy made a few glaring omissions in a couple of those “80 Years Of” montages:

Take a look in the mirror, Lindsay.

Posted by: Melissa on: February 18, 2008

  After posing nude to recreate a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan recently spoke out and blamed The Industry on Heath Ledger’s death, saying “[Marilyn Monroe and Ledger] are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.”  Then she got pissy with the interviewer, saying, “I’m not them … I sure as [...]

Welcome to the Tool Shed, David Duchovny.

Posted by: slb on: February 13, 2008

slb: Okay. Why do we hate David Duchovny?  FeministDonut: Because of his face.    slb: I thought his face, too!  That’s sick.  FD: LOL 

What a Bitch: Katie Couric

Posted by: Melissa on: February 12, 2008

Cute Katie, real cute. I just love when journalists perpetuate the sexist stereotypes.  You don’t see the male candidates fielding questions like this.  Miss Frigidaire?!  Is she for real?!

What a Bitch: Jessica Alba

Posted by: Melissa on: February 8, 2008

I have a thing against Jessicas.  They tend to be evil and obnoxious (apparently, I’m not alone in thinking this). Jessica Simpson used to be at the top of my Bitch List, but Jessica “The Calculating Bitch” Alba has since surpassed The Blonde Bimbo on my Feministdonut Bitch Scale. Why all the vitriol, you ask? 

Oh, Cuba.

Posted by: slb on: February 1, 2008

Dear Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr.: While I can’t say that you were ever one of my favorite actors to begin with, I really must say: you have a few qualities that’ve endeared me to you (your dad being in The Main Ingredient and your breakdancing abilities among them). I was one of those [...]


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