It’s official: Ross & Rachael are hitting the big screen
Yes, there will be a Friends movie. No, I will not be watching that train wreck. I already got my fill of upper middle-class, white New Yorkers and their cutesy racist attitudes on the last go round, thankyouverymuch.
And honestly, what’s the point? Do people really need to see what Ross and Rachael are doing ten billion years after the show ended? Does Jennifer Aniston really need another shitty movie on her resume? The woman attracts bad scripts like flies on poo.
Thank you, Sex and the City, for making every television show exec think they can take their crap show and milk frivolous American womenz for all the dispensable cash they’ve got. (And according to exec producer Marky Mark, they’re mulling an Entourage movie as well…heads up.)
You know what I want to see? A King of the Hill movie, I tell you whut.
