Posted by: slb on: April 3, 2009
Because a Celebrity Career Diagnosis was long, long overdue, feministdonut and I teamed up to take on one of all-time favorite nearly 40-year-old actresses whose development seems tragically arrested at post-adolescence.
feministdonut: Winona…Whatever happened to her?
slb: Kleptomania.
fd: lol
slb: Is she ever gonna look old enough to start playing moms? Because that’s the only way I can [...]
Posted by: slb on: January 30, 2008
SLB: Okay. What happened to Christina Ricci? She was so cute in Mermaids!
Feministdonut: And awesome in The Addams Family.
SLB: And let the records show that her hair back then was almost blonde… not this jet black monstrosity of a hair hue she’s been rockin’ for the last decade. She’s not Wednesday! Or, Winona Ryder…
Now, I [...]
Posted by: slb on: January 23, 2008
From time to time, throughout our tragically underemployed days, we find a few minutes (or hours) to ponder things that don’t really matter to other people. Oh, sure. Everyone wonders whatever happened to someone they used to see on TV or in a film or on the radio when years have passed and that person’s [...]