Sisterhood of the Useless Degrees

Take a look in the mirror, Lindsay.

Posted on: February 18, 2008


After posing nude to recreate a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot, Lindsay Lohan recently spoke out and blamed The Industry on Heath Ledger’s death, saying “[Marilyn Monroe and Ledger] are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.”  Then she got pissy with the interviewer, saying, “I’m not them … I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”

Okay, first of all, Lindsay is way more “Industry” than my Heath ever was.  Yeah, I’m sure he partied and caroused with famous people (Mary-Kate was called before the paramedics, after all), but for the most part he was a serious actor who chose his roles carefully and managed to stay out of the tabloid headlines.  I maintain that he wasn’t trying to “let [death] happen” to him.

LOHAN, on the other hand, is a publicity whore.  She was a successful child actress, so the fame thing has been a constant in her life.  Plus she has a horrible mother/enabler who will let her do whatever the hell she wants.  As such, Lindsay has done the oh-so-industry thing of becoming addicted to alcohol and drugs, getting arrested for DUI, being crazy and chasing people down streets, and checking into rehab a total of three times this past year.  And she still hasn’t giving up the bottle.

So Lindsay?  Don’t point fingers.  Don’t get pissy.  Just get real.

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