Sisterhood of the Useless Degrees

How is this sexy?

Posted on: March 5, 2008

Christina Aguilera for Stephen Webster

Sure, the ad itself is a throwback to old Hollywood glamour, but is anyone else tired of the squinty-eyed, pouty expressions on “starlets” these days?

This one in particular screams collagen injections plus lipliner drawn outside her actual pucker.  It’s not sexy, it looks ridiculous.  (Trust me.  Back in the day when I got my makeup done for prom, the makeup lady tried to do the line-the-outside method, and it just makes you look like you put your lipstick on in the dark.  I wiped that shit off right quick.)

Also, I’m a bit nervous that Christina’s hair is gonna start falling out soon due to her bleach addiction.  Ditto on Gwen Stefani.

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