Archive for the ‘Celebrity Career Diagnosis’ Category
Because a Celebrity Career Diagnosis was long, long overdue, feministdonut and I teamed up to take on one of all-time favorite nearly 40-year-old actresses whose development seems tragically arrested at post-adolescence.
feministdonut: Winona…Whatever happened to her?
slb: Kleptomania.
fd: lol
slb: Is she ever gonna look old enough to start playing moms? Because that’s the only way I can see her getting hired these days. She’s over forty, isn’t she?
fd: That’s very true. Wait… she’s over 40??? Maybe she’s still late 30s….
slb: I’m looking it up. She’ll be 38 in october. I thought she was Johnny Depp’s age.
fd: Wow.
slb: … or Keanu’s age or something. Didn’t they all come out around the same time?
SLB: Okay. What happened to Christina Ricci? She was so cute in Mermaids!
Feministdonut: And awesome in The Addams Family.
SLB: And let the records show that her hair back then was almost blonde… not this jet black monstrosity of a hair hue she’s been rockin’ for the last decade. She’s not Wednesday! Or, Winona Ryder…
Now, I don’t want to touch on Christina’s weight…
FD: I do.
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